420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fucking pink spoon proved that

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

dajo42:

one of the most important things i ever learned is that if you ever realise you’re wrong in an argument it’s always better to say “ah. wait. yeah you’re right. shit. sorry, i fucked up” than to desperately try to save face by backtracking and painting yourself into a corner full of inconsistencies, defending a point you don’t agree with just for the sake of winning

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I’ve had so many feelings about robots lately 

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16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan/ace
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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captisaac:

dollopheadedmerlin:

I wanna watch a comedy where a straight girl and a gay guy both want some dud to fall in love with them so they both start competing for him and trying to find out if he’s straight or gay and at the end you find out he’s bi and they just look at each other with exhausted expressions on their faces

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mappedbird:

mappedbird:

nicki minaj is the most beautiful woman on the earth idk if i’m gonna be able to survive the anaconda video??? 

update i’m sooo gay i’m sooooooooooooo gaaaaay

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beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

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ericalynnlovesyou:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

this is 100 correct I am in fact a skeleton.

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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

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i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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